this has become a daily feeling. *fun fact* its a type of adrenaline rush :x
Portal Kicks by Jared Sellers
All the other kids with Aperture Kicks, you better run, better run, outrun my Portal Gun.
MATT. MATT I WOULD TOTALLY GET THESE FOR YOU. X3
I’d fucking wear these
Blue Tree Snake
BLUE SNAKES??? WOW
We have Blue Racers up here in Ohio, I saw one when I was younger it was pretty epic.
Rather, it shouldn’t be legalized, it should be a Human Right.
But you may feel a little sick.
Can you stand up?
I do believe it’s working good
That’ll keep you ging through the show,
C’mon it’s time to go.
There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship’s smoke on the horizon
You are the only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re saying
(( I want this so badly!* whimpers*))
I’d fuck it… If it was real of course…
I don’t even…who…Internet you both sicken and arouse me
The first time I saw this I thought “Holy shit Double Dildo” Then I realized I was wrong…or am I?